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Post by Freedom on Sept 14, 2005 21:17:10 GMT -5
well, i cant because of my moms fuckin parental controls, so expect it if your email bounces right back to you god damn...
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Darth Volcanis
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"When I look into the fire, I become the flame to destroy you."
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Post by Darth Volcanis on Sept 14, 2005 21:18:34 GMT -5
Story Time! I can't get on because my bro is on te computer that has the email set up
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Post by Freedom on Sept 14, 2005 21:22:09 GMT -5
ASSKICKER I MADE U AN ACCOUNT ON NEW FORUM
username ak pass asskicker
Please change ur pass when you log in
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Darth Volcanis
Junior Member
"When I look into the fire, I become the flame to destroy you."
Posts: 279
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Post by Darth Volcanis on Sept 14, 2005 21:26:05 GMT -5
We don't want imposters useing are accounts now do we presious. GOLEM!GOLEM!
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Post by asskicker as a on Sept 14, 2005 21:56:44 GMT -5
got it
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Sept 15, 2005 17:59:10 GMT -5
i shall use my power to summon the bunnies from hell 13:aarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!
*the ground splits apart......dark bunnies fron hell are summoned to help elites..... evil bunny: ok we're here.....who do we have to kill? aj:wk evil bunny: np......dark evil bunnies......MOVE OUT!
*one by one evil bunnies climb out the the crack in the earth carrying machine guns*
bunny sgt: theres wk attacking elite base! bunny LT: bunnies! equip bayonet! (note the general bunny is konker from konker: live and reloaded) bunny gen: attack!!! BUNNY CHARGE!!!!
*1000 evil bunnies charge ahead into the army of wk* x: elites forward!!!! *elites shurg forward*
the two armies clash with a roar.... helmets were bashed in...... suits were slammed.... bunnies were beheaded....
the bunnies attacked wk right flank.....chewing, shooting, throwing carrots as they go..... the elites were attack from the center and the rite....but the bunnies and elites were easily outnumbered......but then....a sound was made.....and over the hill....the GALACTIVE PIZZA EMPIRE WAS HERE!!!! with aj at their head!!!
aj: save some wk for us man
the galactive pizza emipire was made up of ppl in pizza suits....slow but good armor and heavy weapons....and so pizza soldiers ran down the hill to join the battle..... after 30 min the floor was splattered with blood, fur, sausa and cheese.....wat a sad sight it was.....after 3 hrs THE BUNNIES, ELITES, AND PIZZA EMPIRE had won! wk were running like bitches with pizza men and bunnies at their tails......
pizza sgt: they are on the run..... pizza gen: fire the breadstick cannon.....and sent out the crust....and send dipping into the battlefield to ge the wounded
and so with wk gone the universe was in peace......
THE END
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Post by elitedeltani1 on Sept 15, 2005 18:06:05 GMT -5
until arc 13 starte butt fucking LC creating a universe of illiterate, hooked on phonics spics!
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Sept 15, 2005 18:09:26 GMT -5
do u have like a grudge agianst me or something
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Post by Luis Cortez on Sept 16, 2005 14:38:39 GMT -5
until arc 13 starte butt fucking LC creating a universe of illiterate, hooked on phonics spics! WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!!?
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Sept 16, 2005 17:26:40 GMT -5
dont worry lc......that guest nil dude is a imposter.....can u get rid of the guest thing
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Post by AJ Vogel on Sept 21, 2005 17:52:42 GMT -5
*aj walks in* ITS ASSKICKING TIME MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Sept 21, 2005 17:53:12 GMT -5
...........no
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Sept 24, 2005 1:56:16 GMT -5
ok ill go.....ummm ok lets see....lets do it cartoon stlye
ill be homer, freedom will be willie, aj will be nelson, x will be ralph, redfern will be ned, and falcon shall be moe
if u want to be in this story pick a character that hasnt been picked
it was a regualr day at the nuclear power plant
homer: awwwww is it lunch time yet? lenny: u juss got here homer: im still hungry..... carl: hey wats goin on? homer: wat do u mean? carl: well outside there are a bunch of army guys lenny: wonder wats they are here for.....
burns walk in
burns: everyone out! for some odd reason the army is evacuating springfield
everyone goes outside
homer: wats goin on, its almost lunch time sgt: u must all evacuate, we have reports of aliens landin in springfield lenny: holy cow! i better get home and pack up
homer drives home, there his family is waiting for him for they already heard the news
marge: o homie wat should we do....? the bags are packed up...were should we go?
5 alien ships comes out of space and hovers above springfield
kangs voice: foolish earthlings! surrender your lives quimby: by law im not allowed to do that
kangs ship fires a beam at quimby, quimby falls down
koto: puny earthlings, u will die by our zombie making machine bart: whoa kool a zombie making maching
simpson family looks at bart
bart: (sarcastically) i mean on no!......(regular voice)wat am i saying that is so kool!
slowy quimby rises as a zombie and starts biting ppl screams everywhere as the 5 ships shoots everywhere, turning everyone into zombies homer runs in the house and gets a shotgun
homer: everyone into the car!
a few ppl beg homer to let them into the car
homer: see u in hell suckers!
homer runs them over
homer: ok we need to save the ppl that are most impotant to us....first moe, then lenny & carl. marge: wat about my sisters & grampa homer: awwww
the simpsons drive to patty and selmas place
homer: as u can see marge they are zombies marge: no they arnt homer: ummm they are now!
homer shoots patty and selma
marge: HOMER!!!!
but then patty and selma rises like zombies
homer: told u marge marge: grrrrrrr grampa: wait for me! homer: hurry up dad
juss then the flanders drive next to the simpsons
ned: howdly neighbors homer: do'h! stupid flanders ned: mind if we tag along? homer: fine flanders.....do u have any weapons
the flanders pulls out crosses with sharpened ends on them
homer: ok now lets pic up moe
homer drives to moes place and find him killin zombies with a chainsaw
moe: die u d**n zombies! homer: hey moe. get ur car and follow us moe: ok then bart: moe can i use shotgun moe: sure why not bart: kool! homer: to lenny and carl!
lenny & carl are using plutonium rods to fight off the zombies like jedis
homer: get in moes car! lenny: ok
and so the charaters are driving by the police station when all the sudden they are blocked by a mob of zombies and cheif wiggum, ralph, lou, and the other cop who i cant remember his name comes out of the police station then a mob of zombies come up from behind our characters
homer: o no we're trapped bart: ok rearange the cars so they make a blockcade in front of the police station
lou gives everyone a gun and ammo
homer: ok now if we are overruned fall bac into the station bart: less yakin more killin
everyone fires bam bam bam boom chuck-chuck boom chuck-chuck carl smashes a zombies head in with his rod
carl: dammit there are too many fall back into the station wiggum: baracade the door!
everyone moves desk and chairs in front of it
marge: that wont hold for long lou: well lets juss reslupply and get rdy wiggum: yeah we can always lock ourself in the jails, the zombies cant touch us there
everyone then dress up in swat uniform homer, bart, grampa & ralph are carrying shotguns and pistols marge and lisa are carrying smgs with pistols lenny and carl have rods & pistols the flanders still have stake crosses and the police haves machine guns with pistols
so they waited for the zombies to come through
PLZ STAY ON TOPIC
NOTE THAT SOME OF THE CHARACTERS HAVENT BEEN INTRODUCED YET.
IF U WANT TO BE IN THE STORY THEN U HAVE TO BE INTRODUCED IN THE STORY SO MAKE A PART WHERE WE MEET UR CHARACTER
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Post by AJ Vogel on Sept 24, 2005 11:59:07 GMT -5
fuck that
AJ:BREAK YOURSELF FOOL! some guy:O SHIT ITS AJ! *blam, blam, blam, blam*
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Post by Arc Delta 13 on Oct 1, 2005 10:54:24 GMT -5
ok this thread is done....continue the story of the simpsons and the brain eating zombies in the lockdown thread
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